Who are you?

What is Hobo Ninja, and why should I care?

Hobo Ninja is not really a thing so much as an opportunity. An opportunity to get something, whether completely amazing and awesome or normal and mundane, for a ridiculously great deal. Why should you care? Well, you don't have to unless you like to save money. But hey, some people actually enjoy spending too much. If that's the case, then we may not be the place for you. [Back to top]

Who is this Jammin' Butter character?

Jammin' Butter is the company that owns and operates Hobo Ninja, 7 Deadly Deals, That Daily Deal, 13Deals, and LocoBuy. If we were The Brady Bunch, they would be the Carol and Mike Brady of our lovely little unit. When you deal with Hobo Ninja, you are basically dealing with an overly attractive, musically talented, technicolor family. [Back to top]

How do you ship?

Ok, I bought something. When will it get here?

Unless otherwise stated, all orders typically ship within 10 business days of purchase. Once your order has left our tender loving hands, it becomes the guarded baby of Fedex Ground, Fedex Smart Post, or USPS (typically FedEx Smart Post, but certain items or orders may be required to travel via alternative methods). Unfortunately, our crystal ball was destroyed in a very unfortunate accident, so we are unable to give you an exact delivery date unless it is provided by the parcel carrier. Don't worry, Dear Reader, your parcel will arrive to you in a timely fashion. Craving more shipping jargon? We can fill that need here. [Back to top]

Why can't I ship my order to FancyPants, Hawaii or an APO address?

At this time, we are only able to ship to the contiguous USA, not including APO addresses. This is due to the unfortunate-yet-ever-increasing cost of postage and customs processes, which would effectively kill the deal. You aren't a murderer, are you? [Back to top]

Can I return it?

I received my order, and there is an issue. What do I do (is there a return policy)?

Well, that depends on the issue. If you just don't like the item (unlikely, but we can ponder) ...well... we take a tough love stance. By purchasing the item, you have deprived someone else of an awesome deal, and therefore have left no room for the ugly beast of buyer's remorse. We suggest selling it on ebay or craigslist for a profit, or perhaps giving it to someone as a thoughtful gift. If your item was received broken, non-functioning, or damaged in some way that renders it useless (yet again, unlikely, but since we are already traveling down a hypothetical path), then please contact us here within 7 days of delivery. Please note that this time frame stands for any issues with any order whatsoever. Once the 7 days from delivery have passed, we unfortunately will be unable to assist you further (all good things must come to an end). [Back to top]

Do you offer a warranty?

Nope. Unfortunately, this would also be another untimely death of an amazing bargain. If your item has went bunk after the 7 day time from post delivery, then we suggest contacting the manufacturer or celebrating your totally cool new paper weight. [Back to top]

I have an issue.

I would like to talk to you lovely and charming folks. How can I do so?

Well, you know what they say about flattery getting you everywhere. Because you asked so nicely, we will make it simple for you. You can find our all of our contact information here. [Back to top]

I have a question, comment, or need info that I just can't seem to find within your very well written FAQ/info areas. What do I do?

Just give us a heads up. You can do that here. We live to serve you (... sorta). [Back to top]

Well, folks. It's been real, it's been fun, heck, it's been real fun, but we have people to meet and deals to beat. Until next time...