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Charles Dickens- The Complete Novels In One Sitting

HoboNinja — Thu, 23 May 2013 21:00:07 CDT

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Charles Dickens: The Complete Novels in One Sitting [Hardcover]

Celebrate the bicentennial birthday of Charles Dickens with this Miniature Edition packed with witty summaries of the novels of one of history's most beloved storytellers. All fans of great literature can enjoy these perfectly portable renditions of Oliver Twist, A Christmas Carol, Great Expectations, A Tale of Two Cities, and all the Dickensian classics. Featuring synopses, character profiles, and illustrations, this mini book brings to life twenty classic tales and the iconic characters that populate the world of Dickens.

Mini Book - measures 2.75" x 3.25"

Mustache Baking Mold

HoboNinja — Fri, 01 Jul 2011 10:53:20 CDT

Price: $11.99
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Retail: $24.99
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Mustache Baking Mold

Welcome to the mustache party! We've got a mustache cake, a mustache cheese log and a gorgeous mustache ice sculpture in the center of the table! But we couldn't have done it without the help of this awesome silicone Mustache Baking Mold! Each mold measures app 16" (40.6 cm) wide, 1-1/2" (3.8 cm) deep, and is perfect for cakes, breads, puddings, desserts, and more!

Features:

Each unit ordered includes (1) silicone Mustache Baking Mold
Measures app 16" (40.6 cm) wide, 1-1/2" (3.8 cm) deep
24 Ounce capacity
Temp range -40� F to 440� F
Safe for ovens, microwaves, freezers, and dishwashers

Star Wars Millennium Falcon Paper Model

HoboNinja — Tue, 05 Mar 2013 14:04:57 CST

Price: $18.99
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Retail: $34.99
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Star Wars Millennium Falcon Paper Model

Hours of fun for the Star Wars fan and/or serious model maker! You can see from the video that this is no small feat; but if you use the force and have a little patience, you can do it! A beautiful addition to any decor! :)

Product Features:

9 Full Color, Ready-to-Cut Pages Printed on Card Stock

Full Instructions

Tools & Glue Not Included

Pegasus Earrings - Enchant Your Ears!

HoboNinja — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 11:00:02 CDT

Price: $5.00
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Pegasus Earrings - Enchant Your Ears!

Available in antiqued bronze or silver tones
Mixed metal construction
Measures 1 3/8" from horn to tail

Bacon Strips Adhesive Bandages

HoboNinja — Thu, 09 Aug 2012 09:38:59 CDT

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Bacon Strips Adhesive Bandages

Those ratty standard band aids are definitely lacking. Bacon up your boo-boos with these Bacon Strips Adhesive Bandages! Each 3-3/4" tall metal tin contains fifteen 3" x 1" latex-free adhesive bandages with sterile gauze and a FREE PRIZE to take your mind off of the excruciating pain.

Features:

Each 3-3/4" tall metal tin contains fifteen 3" x 1" latex-free adhesive bandages with sterile gauze
Free prize inside!

Double Trouble Camouflage Golf Balls - Just try to find your balls

HoboNinja — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 11:00:01 CDT

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Retail: $19.99
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Double Trouble Golf Balls- Camouflage Balls!

Double Trouble Golf Balls- Camouflage Balls FORE! Your Friends will go NUTZ over the set of CAMOUFLAGE BALLS! It's is a HARD TO FIND gift! If the fact the balls are camouflage (hard to spot), does not result in contageous laughter, the package surely will. Yes, these are actually REAL golf balls, hand painted!

The creative packaging, includes 2 fully functional golf balls
A great gift for golfers
Each ball is hand painted for a great camo look

2 Pack Of Alligator Silicone Finger Protector Grips - Keeps Hand Safe From Burns! - Ships FREE!

HoboNinja — Sat, 09 Jun 2012 21:00:02 CDT

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Retail: $18.98
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2 Pack - Alligator Silicone Finger Protector Grips - Keeps Fingers Safe From Burns!

These cute little chompers are more than vividly adorable eye candy. The Alligator Silicone Finger Protector Grips are the perfect solution for keeping your hands safe from burns when removing delicious goodies from the oven. Made of heat resistant silicone and textured for a firm grip, you'll never want to use a plain jane pot holder again!

Features:

Each unit ordered includes 2 individual Alligator Silicone Finger Protector Grips
Color is bright lime green
Cute alligator head shape
Textured for firm grip
Made of heat resistant silicone (up to 500 degrees)

Will Work For Rupees - Sticker - SHIPS FREE!

HoboNinja — Thu, 13 Dec 2012 10:19:23 CST

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Will Work For Rupees - Sticker - SHIPS FREE!

Don't wear T-Shirts but you LOVE the hobo T-Shirts designs?? Well now you can get the sticker! Please note: If you use a coupon code to receive this item free, it will ship within 30 days of ordering and you must remain an active subscriber of the HoboNinja newsletter. If it's part of a paid order, it will ship right away! Limit one per household (we want to have enough to go around!). Unfortunately, PayPal will not allow you to process an order for $0.00, so you can not place an order to get this item free using PayPal.

6" x 4"
High quality vinyl sticker
Impress your friends
Amaze your enemies!
Covers rust spots!
Hides ugly holes in the wall!
Decorate your locker or dorm!
Doubles as a bigger, more costly alternative to scotch tape!

Retro Cassette Tape iPhone Case - Fits 4G & 4S - FREE Shipping!

HoboNinja — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 11:14:51 CDT

Price: $2.99
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Retail: $12.99
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Retro Cassette Tape iPhone Case - Fits 4G & 4S - FREE Shipping!

Pay homage to the golden age of mix tapes with this sweet iPhone case. Available in 5 colors: Black,Red,Yellow,Brown and Ivory.

Choose your color at checkout.

Easy to access and remove
Anti-skidding ability, Perfectly fits the shape
Can protect the frame of your iPhone from abrasion
Works for iPhone 4 and 4S
Material: Silicone
The charging port is covered up but you can easily remove the case for charging

Labs With Abs Reusable Stainless Steel Water Bottle by Blue Q

HoboNinja — Wed, 15 May 2013 21:00:06 CDT

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Blue Q - Labs With Abs Water Bottle

This is one hot dog! The Labs With Abs Water Bottle is BPA free, made from food grade stainless steel and decorated with lead-free inks.

Size: 20oz./600ml.

Toilet Time Clock- Flushes Every Hour on the Hour!

HoboNinja — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 10:31:17 CDT

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Retail: $19.95
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Toilet Time Clock- Flushes Every Hour on the Hour!

Most of us are no strangers to time wasting, browsing YouTube until before we know it, hours have been flushed down the drain, never to return. Now, you can actually hear the wonderful sounds of your time going the same way as an unfortunate pet goldfish with the Toilet Time Clock, for sale right now! This great novelty gift rings in every new hour with a toilet flushing sound, sending the last hour down the john for good. The crappiest way to tell time ever measures 9.5'' x 9'' x 2'', and requires four AA batteries to operate. Wasting time has practically become the new national pastime. Celebrate it with this toilet bowl time clock today!

Red Cup Party String Lights - Light Up Your Next Kegger!

HoboNinja — Fri, 12 Apr 2013 11:00:02 CDT

Price: $14.99
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Retail: $19.99
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Red Cup Party String Lights - Light Up Your Next Kegger!

What better way is there to say "party over here!" than our iconic Red Cup Party Lights? These babies are the ultimate party signal for sure!

Deck out your dorm room, patio, man cave and even your tractor cause there is no electricity required to get a rager going... just three double A batteries. Yep, totally portable with the option to be set to blink of stay solid. Either way, you'll be making everyone on the block envious of how you commence to party.

Traditionally, party cups coincide with cheap beers... break tradition and keep all 12 party cup lights away from a real party foul.

12 foot string of lights. Plastic.

Mini Cocktail Shot Glasses

HoboNinja — Thu, 26 Jul 2012 08:58:48 CDT

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Mini Cocktail Shot Glasses

Each of these fun shot glasses are a miniature version of your favorite barware glasses. Both fun and functional, these novelty shot glasses will be a hit at your next party. Set of 4 shot glasses include a wine glass, lowball glass, beer boot and martini glass. Wine glass measures 2 by 3-inch and holds 1.1-ounce. Lowball glass measures 2 by 2-inch and holds 2.1-ounce. Beer boot measures 2 by 3-inch and holds 2.1-ounce. Martini glass measures 3 by 3-inch and holds 1.1-ounce.

Product Features
Each of these fun shot glasses are a miniature version of your favorite barware glasses
Includes wine glass, lowball glass, beer boot and martini glass
Set of 4 shot glasses
Made of glass
Wine glass and martini glass hold 1.1-ounce, lowball glass and beer boot hold 2.1-ounce

25 pk Vintage Paper Straws - For Beverages, Baking, Crafts & More! SHIPS FREE!

HoboNinja — Thu, 16 May 2013 21:00:06 CDT

Price: $4.99
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Retail: $9.99
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25 pk Vintage Paper Straws - For Beverages, Baking, Crafts & More! SHIPS FREE!

How fun are these retro vintage paper straws! They have a multitude of uses. Use as a Cake pop stick, put into a cupcake, fill with candy powder and of course for your cold beverage.

Biodegradable
FDA food safe
Ink is soy based
Very sturdy, won't get soggy
7 3/4" long
25 straws

Darth Vader Kite - Are YOU ready for May 4th?

HoboNinja — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 09:32:18 CDT

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Giant Vader Kite

He may be a dark sinister force of evil, and he may just be a misunderstood victim of circumstance. One thing we can be sure of, he is definitely a hoot on windy days! This kite will have you and the results of your procreation positively giddy as you fly Darth Vader's helmet high in the skies. Sure, it may involve you venturing out into the vast unknown and outdoors, but trust us, it's worth it. Each kite includes glass fiber sticks, strings, string holder and polyester carrying bag.

Features:

Includes glass fiber sticks, strings, string holder and polyester carrying bag
Kite measures a whopping app 55" x 63"

Rabbit Peeler Fruit & Vegetable Peeler

HoboNinja — Tue, 07 May 2013 11:28:19 CDT

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Rabbit Peeler Fruit & Vegetable Peeler

The Rabbit Peeler is a vegetable and fruit peeler and paring knife. Both blades store inside the handle and unfold into their ready-to-use positions. To extend either blade, simply rotate the Rabbit Peeler's tail. Rabbit Peeler has stainless steel cutting blades, is dishwasher safe, and available in either Black or White.

To extend either blade, simply rotate the Rabbit Peeler's tail
Available in either Black or White.
Stainless steel cutting blades, is dishwasher safe
No heavy metals, no lead, and phthalate free!

Kaos Tie-Not 3 Person Water Balloon Catapult - SHIPS FREE!

HoboNinja — Mon, 06 May 2013 21:00:06 CDT

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Kaos Tie-Not 3 Person Water Balloon Catapult - SHIPS FREE!

Ready...aim...fire! This powerful but lightweight slingshot can propel water balloons up to 300 feet! Your victims-er, opponents- can't hit what they can't reach. Stay safely out of range with this launcher and drench 'em from afar. For the best range, get two buddies to hold on to the handles while you pull back the payload. But if you need to work alone, you're not out of luck. This catapult is designed to let you loop the handles around your feet, rest on your back, and pull back with your hands.

Includes catapult, 50 biodegradable latex water balloons, and faucet filler.
Catapult is made from natural rubber latex.
Recommended for ages 14 and up.

Dip Clip- Easy Chip Dippin'!

HoboNinja — Mon, 19 Mar 2012 14:40:22 CDT

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Dip Clip- Easy Chip Dippin'!

Attaches to edge of bowl for entertaining. Made from ABS and stainless steel.

Deluxe Bacon Wallet

HoboNinja — Mon, 14 May 2012 09:51:17 CDT

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Deluxe Bacon Wallet

Put some hip into your hip pocket with a whimsical Bacon Wallet! Great for bringing home the bacon (sorry). Sleek, yet meaty. Each 4-1/4" x 3-3/4" (10.8 cm x 9.5 cm) faux leather wallet has plenty of pockets for your cold hard cash and copious cards. Illustrated box with clear acetate lid.

The Ketchup Kritter and Mustard Monster - Go Ahead Play with your Food

HoboNinja — Mon, 28 May 2012 12:18:04 CDT

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The Ketchup Kritter and Mustard Monster

Yes� they're gross and your kids will love them because of it. Simply attach the Booger Buddies to a bottle of ketchup, mustard, squeeze jelly, and more. The screw on cap will fit most standard plastic squeeze bottles. To dispense, just squeeze and watch the smile on your child's face. Keeps bottles sealed when not in use. Made from BPA free, food safe plastic.

Attaches to top of standard ketchup and mustard bottles
Funny designs
Made from BPA-free material
Food-safe plastic
6.9-Inch by 4-1/4-Inch by 3.1-Inch

The Prescription Shot Glass Set of 3

HoboNinja — Tue, 09 Apr 2013 14:52:01 CDT

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The Prescription Shot Glass Set of 3

Booze, the cause of and cure to all of life's problems

-Homer Simpson

Set of 3 ceramic Rx shot glasses
Detailed to look like actual prescription bottles
Great gift!

Auto-Aid - A Magnet Bandage for All Your Auto Boo-Boos! - in JUMBO & mini!

HoboNinja — Mon, 29 Apr 2013 11:00:01 CDT

Price: $5.99
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Retail: $18.99
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Auto-Aid - A Magnet Bandage for All Your Auto Boo-Boos! - in JUMBO & mini!

Does your car have an unsightly rust spot or scratch? Patch it up with a magnetic auto bandage! It's easy to apply and can be removed without damaging a car. It's also great to have on hand in case you ding someone's car and you're having a hard time breaking the news. Just slap it on and lighten the mood! Auto-Aid is also MUCH cheaper than bringing your car to a body shop, so you can save more money for a new car!

Features:

One magnet per unit ordered

JUMBO Measures app 5" x 17"

mini Measures app 8.5" x 2.5"

Won't damage your car

Lunch Disguise Sandwich Bags - Before Your Lunch Goes Bad, Put a Disguise on it!

HoboNinja — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 13:07:05 CST

Price: $6.99
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Retail: $12.99
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Lunch Disguise Sandwich Bags

Sure, you could deal with the person stealing your lunch by just leaving a passive aggressive note on the fridge, but that never works. Why not disguise your food? These Lunch Disguise Sandwich bags will have potential thieves trying to figure out if your lunch is a salami sandwich or a dapper gentleman who has accidentally wandered into the fridge

One bag has the traditional Groucho disguise on it.
The other sports a monocle and mustache combo.
You get 10 of each design on 7" x 8-3/4" (18 cm x 22 cm) clear, locking plastic bags.
Illustrated box.

Star Wars Leashes - May The Force Be With You AND Your Dog!

HoboNinja — Wed, 14 Nov 2012 12:21:40 CST

Price: $9.99
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Retail: $20.00
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Star Wars Leashes - May The Force Be With You AND Your Dog!

Keep your dog from running away to the dark side with these officially licensed Star Wars Dog Leashes are constructed from durable Nylon. They are available in sizes Large (1� wide x 6' long) Medium (3/4� wide x 6' long) Don't forget to pick up a Matching Collar also available on Pets.13!

Officially licensed Star Wars gear!
Constructed from durable Nylon
Large (1� wide x 6' long) Medium (3/4� wide x 6' long)
Choose size and style at check out
Pick up a Matching Collar also available on Hobo!

Super Mario Brothers - Essentials Purse - Mario and Luigi Available

HoboNinja — Tue, 21 May 2013 21:00:09 CDT

Price: $4.99
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Retail: $9.99
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Super Mario Brothers - Essentials Purse - Fits All The Stuff You Need!

Your two favorite plumbers are now a perfectly size purse that's just the right size for your essentials! Constructed from ultra soft and fleece material, these purses feature 2 zippered compartments are great for carrying cell phones, keys, money, I.D.s Ect. All the stuff you really need!

Mario and Luigi Available
Measures 5.5" wide x 5" tall
Soft fleece material
Wrist strap
Great when you don't want to carry a full size!

Daryl Dixon: The Good, The Bad and the (Walking) DEAD - 5" x 5" Vinyl Decal - SHIPS FREE

HoboNinja — Fri, 29 Mar 2013 11:00:02 CDT

Price: $3.99
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Retail: $9.99
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Daryl Dixon: The Good, The Bad and the (Walking) DEAD - 5" x 5" Vinyl Decal

His weapon of choice... the crossbow. His prey... WALKERS! Just be glad he's one of the good guys.

This mash up of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly meets The Walking Dead decal is 5" x 5" and...well....is awesome.

Star Wars USB Key Chains - Vader,Trooper or Yoda - SHIPS FREE!

HoboNinja — Thu, 02 May 2013 21:00:06 CDT

Price: $9.99
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Retail: $18.99
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Star Wars USB Key Chains - Vader,Trooper or Yoda - SHIPS FREE!

100% Brand new and High quality USB 2.0 Flash Drive. Supports both USB 1.1 and USB 2.0 . Hardware Requirement: PC with USB connection,Notebook,MAC Operating System Requirement: Windows98/SE/ME/2000/XP/Win 7/MAX8.6/Linux Core2.4 or above

Choose from Vader, Trooper or Yoda at checkout
Optional key ring included
2GB

Junk Foodie: 51 Delicious Recipes for the Lowbrow Gourmand [Paperback] SHIPS FREE!

HoboNinja — Sun, 19 May 2013 21:00:05 CDT

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Junk Foodie: 51 Delicious Recipes for the Lowbrow Gourmand [Paperback] SHIPS FREE!

Got a peanut butter cup, a Fruit Roll-Up, and a bag of chips? Voila'--Truffled Berry Praline Purses!

Passing off a snack attack as fine food is as easy as a trip to the corner convenience store with this book. Featuring 51 clever photographically depicted recipes designed to turn the most disgusting of snacks into delicious(-looking) "gourmet" meals, you can fool even the most discerning palettes.

But never mind impressing others! Since many of the ingredients are easy to find in a typical office vending machine, you can save money--and treat yourself to something special. (You are also encouraged to invest in a really great porcelain plate and some stellar silver to complete the experience.)

About the Author

Emilie Baltz is an international designer and photographer. Her collaborations include work with the Vitra Design Museum, Wired magazine, Time Out New York, Pratt Institute, and more. As a principal at NYC-based food consulting firm Fork & Design, Emilie is attracted to the frozen moments at the ends of eating implements.

Star Trek - Tribbles Customizable Card Game

HoboNinja — Wed, 22 May 2013 21:00:06 CDT

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Retail: $19.99
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Star Trek - Tribbles Customizable Card Game

Tribbles Customizable Card Game - Star Trek edition. Released in 2000 by Decipher Inc., Tribbles is a customizable card game designed around the fictional tribble creatures of the Star Trek television series. While this game is not playable with most cards from the Star Trek CCG, this pre-constructed game could be expanded by collecting the tribbles cards from The Troubles with Tribbles expansion of the Star Trek CCG. Card game themed around Original Star Trek and Star Trek: Deep Space 9 episodes featuring Tribbles Includes: Four Color-Coded Tribbles Decks - 112 Total Cards, 8 Special Reference Cards Includes: Easy-to-follow Rulesheet, scorepad, pencil. Suitable for Ages 7 to Adult, 2 to 4 Players.

Man Cave Bottle Cap Style Metal Signs - 2 Styles To Choose From

HoboNinja — Thu, 11 Apr 2013 13:41:41 CDT

Price: $9.99
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Retail: $16.99
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Man Cave Bottle Cap Style Metal Signs - 2 Styles To Choose From

Spruce up the man cave with one or both of these nifty metal signs!

Rustic, bottle cap shaped metal signs
Approx. 13.5" across
Choose from "Beer" or "Wrench" style

AD/HD - Vinyl Decal - SHIPS FREE!

HoboNinja — Fri, 22 Mar 2013 11:00:03 CDT

Price: $2.99
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Retail: $4.99
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AD/HD - Vinyl Decal- SHIPS FREE!

Don't wear T-Shirts but you LOVE the hobo T-Shirts designs?? Well now you can get the Vinyl Decal!

8" x 4"
High quality vinyl sticker
Impress your friends
Amaze your enemies!
Covers rust spots!
Hides ugly holes in the wall!
Decorate your locker or dorm!
Doubles as a bigger, more costly alternative to scotch tape!

Chick-Tock Animated Alarm Clock with Timer

HoboNinja — Mon, 18 Feb 2013 11:00:02 CST

Price: $8.99
Shipping Price: $2.99
Retail: $22.99
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Chick-Tock Animated Alarm Clock with Timer

Chick-tock animated alarm clock with timer. Whimsical clock with pop-up baby chick. Clucking alarm with timer function. Uses 3 "AAA" Batteries (not included).

Whimsical clock with pop-up baby chick
Clucking alarm with timer function
Large digital LCD display
Front side control panel with snooze
integrated speaker
Convenient battery operation
Ideal for kitchen or bedroom

Mermaid Book Marker

HoboNinja — Tue, 04 Dec 2012 11:00:02 CST

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Mermaid Book Marker

Much more magical than your average book mark. This mermaid will swim through the pages of your books and keep the fantasy alive while you are away!

Measures: 3 1/8" long
Mixed metal alloy
Ring for adding a ribbon or string
Ships free!

Superman Zip Up Hoodie w/ Super Soft Lined Hoodie

HoboNinja — Fri, 05 Apr 2013 11:00:03 CDT

Price: $14.99
Shipping Price: $2.99
Retail: $29.99
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Superman Zip Up Hoodie w/ Super Soft Lined Hoodie

What's that?! Up in the sky!! Is it a bird; a plane?? NO! It's Superman and he's wearing a super soft, retro style zip-up hoodie!

Body: 55% cotton 45% polyester
Hood Lining: 100% Polyester faux fur
Choose your size at checkout

iPhone 5 Brass Knuckles - Available in Black and Gold

HoboNinja — Tue, 23 Apr 2013 15:25:17 CDT

Price: $9.99
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Retail: $25.00
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iPhone 5 Brass Knuckles - Available in Black and Gold

Keeping up with technology doesn't mean you have to give up on your street-cred. These brass knuckles say, "I'm on the phone and you will wait till I'm finished!".

Available in Gold and Black
Constructed from plastic to not scratch your phone
Made for the iPhone 5

Hello Kitty Little Letters Mini Kit

HoboNinja — Thu, 18 Apr 2013 13:26:27 CDT

Price: $4.99
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Retail: $9.99
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Hello Kitty Little Letters Mini Kit

Keep in touch with the people you love in Hello Kitty style! It’s not the size of the message or gift that matters; it’s the precious way in which it is delivered. For Hello Kitty fans new and old, this kit—including tiny envelopes, stationery, stamps, and a book of stickers—offers them a way of sending warm messages of love, friendship, or longing.

Kit includes tiny envelopes, stationery, stamps, and a book of stickers

Ninja Mug - The Deadliest Way To Drink Tea!

HoboNinja — Thu, 11 Apr 2013 11:00:02 CDT

Price: $9.99
Shipping Price: $1.99
Retail: $18.00
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Ninja Mug - The Deadliest Way To Drink Tea!

I'll take mine with cream and a little pain!

Ninja Mug stands 4.75" tall
Holds 12oz of your favorite beverage
Back side say "trust me, I'm a Ninja"
Ceramic

Whack-a-Zombie: You Can't Keep a Good Zombie Down! (Running Press Mini Kit)

HoboNinja — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 11:00:07 CST

Price: $2.99
Shipping Price: $0.99
Retail: $6.95
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Whack-a-Zombie: You Can't Keep a Good Zombie Down! (Running Press Mini Kit)

Go ahead, take out all your frustrations on the undead. After all, it won't hurt them! Whack-a-Zombie combines a love for our favorite brain-snacking monsters and the universal need to reduce stress. The creepy desktop accessory bop bag keeps on coming back for more, and the 32-page book provides a mini encyclopedia on everything zombie, including the best in zombie cinema. What better way to celebrate Halloween than with this classically frightful creature by your side?

Retro Space Invader Arcade Cake Mould - Bake Me To Your Leader!

HoboNinja — Wed, 20 Jun 2012 11:17:38 CDT

Price: $9.99
Shipping Price: $1.99
Retail: $21.99
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Retro Arcade Cake Mould - Bake Me To Your Leader!

Now landing in a kitchen near you these microwave-safe cake moulds are a real blast from the past, inspired by the original arcade games that we all grew up playing. (Okay, anyone who grew up playing Guitar Hero or Medal of Honor, you�re going to have to wait another 10 years until something from your childhood era becomes anywhere near �retro�.) Now back to the rest of us who shamelessly find pleasure in seeing iconic retro objects from our past brought back to life in various different guises! Our microwave-safe, Retro Arcade Cake Moulds are designed to hit the sweet tooth of all die-hard gamers of old, those of us who spent all our pocket money down the arcades. So put down your muffin trays and get down to making some cosmic carrot cake, space age sponge cake, or whatever other arcade related cake puns you can think of. Why not attempt to create an entire level�s worth of space monsters, and boldly bake where no baker has gone before? Your friends and family are sure to give you a top score when you serve up these cheeky space goodies. Now prepare for battle as your friends invade the kitchen to get a bite of your alien fleet of cream-filled goodness!

Microwave safe!
Measures 6.25 inches long x 6.25 inches wide.

Hippo Attack Porcelain Mug

HoboNinja — Thu, 26 Jul 2012 10:42:12 CDT

Price: $7.99
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Retail: $14.99
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Hippo Attack Porcelain Mug

Sharks kill about 6 people a year, but hippos kill 300! This mug has an adorable, but deadly, hippo that will sit just below the surface of your coffee waiting for you to reveal its gaping maw. Also good for your kid's milk - it will teach them what animals they really need to fear. The Hippo Attack Mug is a 3-1/4" tall porcelain mug with a hippo head on the bottom. Dishwasher and microwave safe.

2 Pack - Red Solo Cup Koozies! Proceed to Party!

HoboNinja — Mon, 25 Mar 2013 15:17:56 CDT

Price: $9.99
Shipping Price: $2.99
Retail: $19.99
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2 Pack of The Red Cup Kool Koozie

You will receive 2 per order!

Yes, the red cups at the party are iconic but they don't do much for keeping your beverage cold and your hands dry! We're guessing it's because of the little scientific thing about your hand being warm and there's only a thin slice of plastic separating your body heat from your beverage.

With our Red Cup Koozie, you can place your beverage can or bottle into an insulated red cup to keep it ice cold and your hands warm and dry!.. while still looking cool!

Let's face it, it's never a real party without the big red party cups and you're keeping that dream alive; till someone yells out, "who let my python out!?!"

Keeps your drink icy cold.
Works great with bottles or cans!
Measures 4.75 inches tall x 4 inch diameter.

Red Cup Shot Glass Set - 4pk

HoboNinja — Fri, 26 Apr 2013 11:00:02 CDT

Price: $9.99
Shipping Price: $2.99
Retail: $18.99
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Red Cup Shot Glass Set - 4pk

The ultimate party accessory has now been down sized!

Yes, the iconic Red Cup is now available in an incredibly cool, Shot Glass Set. Imagine the expression on your friends faces as you serve up a round of shots with these bad boys. Such a party pleaser your next get together is destined to be one of legend!

These unusual shot glasses are packaged in a set of 4, made of ceramic, measures 2.5 " tall by 2" wide and holds about 2 ounces.

Set of 4, Red Cup styled, ceramic, shot glasses
Measures 2.5" tall by 2" wide
Holds 2 ounces
Incredibly cool, party accessory
Makes for a great graduate gift

The Seriously Loud Nuclear Doorbell!

HoboNinja — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 11:00:01 CST

Price: $9.99
Shipping Price: $4.99
Retail: $29.99
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It's Not the Nuclear Apocalypse it's just the Nuclear Doorbell

Visitors to your pad will jump out of their skin when they press the Nuclear Doorbell. The deafening siren, flashing yellow lights and booming voice is sure to put everyone in the area on full Red Alert. Doorbell ringing will never be the same!

Plays 1 of 3 randomly selected phrases.
Flashing LED panels.
Easy to install: no wiring required.
Remote Control works up 10 meters away.
Batteries included.

The Parking Space Protector- Inflatable Fire Hydrant!

HoboNinja — Wed, 11 Jul 2012 11:00:01 CDT

Price: $3.99
Shipping Price: $2.99
Retail: $19.99
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The Parking Space Protector- Inflatable Fire Hydrant!

Tired of someone always snagging your parking spot? We�ve got the perfect solution. This 26� inflatable Fire Hydrant makes a great Parking Space Protector! It�s small enough to fit in the glove box, but inflates to look like a real fire hydrant. There�s a built-in sand bag so your Parking Protector will not blow away!

Blue Faucet Light - Add a Brilliant Blue Light Stream To Any Faucet!

HoboNinja — Sun, 12 May 2013 21:00:06 CDT

Price: $5.99
Shipping Price: $0.99
Retail: $14.99
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Blue Faucet Light - Add a Brilliant Blue Light Stream To Any Faucet!

The Faucet Light turns an ordinary faucet into a streaming crystal blue light source. Simply turn on your water and the internal pressure switch activates the light source. Turn off the water and the light goes off. Fun and functional for a kid's bathroom, but even better to add excitement to your wet bar or kitchen sink when you throw a cocktail party!

Water pressure activates the light source.
Light goes "off" when water source is turned off.
Long lasting bright blue LED.
Fully enclosed battery pack. (batteries included)
Universal adapter (included) fits most water faucets.
Installs in less than a minute!

Nintendo Hinged Clutch Wallets - Choose Mario Bros or Yoshi!

HoboNinja — Tue, 09 Apr 2013 11:00:01 CDT

Price: $9.99
Shipping Price: $1.99
Retail: $24.99
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Nintendo Hinged Clutch Wallets - Choose Mario Bros or Yoshi!

Officially licensed merchandise fully lined padded vinyl Purse / Oversized Wallet with zip up coin pocket and ID window plus hinged chrome finish surround and clasp.

Choose from Mario Bros or Yoshi at checkout

Shakin Bacon - Dash Board Dancing Bacon

HoboNinja — Tue, 16 Apr 2013 11:00:01 CDT

Price: $7.49
Shipping Price: $1.99
Retail: $11.00
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Shakin Bacon - Dash Board Dancing Bacon

Bacon just makes people happy, now you can have bacon along for the ride wherever your travels take you with the Shakn' Bacon Dashboard Dancing Bacon Strip!

Bacon bounces and dances as you drive
Measures 5" tall including stand
Sticks to your dash with peel-off adhesive bottom

Giant Glow in the Dark Googly Eyes

HoboNinja — Fri, 15 Mar 2013 11:00:02 CDT

Price: $6.99
Shipping Price: $1.99
Retail: $9.99
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Giant Glow in the Dark Googly Eyes

Sure, your Giant Googly Eyes look great during the day, but they're pretty much invisible at night. Now you can avoid such a trag-eye-dy! These giant, glow-in-the-dark googly eyes look amazing, no matter what time of day. Just peel off the adhesive back and start sticking them to things. We can think of a million things to do with these — decorate graveyards, spruce up the interior of a port-o-potty, or stick them on your kid's wall to stare at him while he tries to sleep. Perfect for garages, dumpsters, sleeping grandpappies, magician's workshops, villain's lairs, rock clubs, graffiti owls, optometrist shops, and national monuments.

7" wide with easy-peel adhesive back
Glows in the dark after exposure to light
Like a watchful nightlight on your fridge
Cast a ghostly pallor over your kitchen

Toxic Waste Shot Glass Set - 3 pk - Pick Your Poison!

HoboNinja — Wed, 01 May 2013 21:00:06 CDT

Price: $9.99
Shipping Price: $2.99
Retail: $16.99
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Toxic Waste Shot Glass Set - 3 pk - Pick Your Poison!

Toxic Waste - Great Toxic Waste Barrel shaped shot glasses!

These unusual shot glasses are packaged in a set of 3, made of ceramic, measures 2.5 " tall by 2" wide and holds about 2 ounces.

Set of 3 toxic waste bin shot glasses
Made of ceramic
Comes with 1 red, 1 yellow and 1 black glass.

Beer Mug Sparkle Night Light

HoboNinja — Fri, 28 Sep 2012 11:00:01 CDT

Price: $5.99
Shipping Price: $1.99
Retail: $14.99
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Beer Mug Sparkle Night Light

Light up your night with this Sparkling Beer Night light!

Continuous Motion
Non-Toxic Liquid
Easy On/Off Switch
Replaceable Bulb

9mm Bullet Noise Reduction Earbuds - Choose Color at Checkout!

HoboNinja — Tue, 07 May 2013 21:00:06 CDT

Price: $5.99
Shipping Price: $1.99
Retail: $24.99
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Sentry Bullet 9mm Earbuds

Choose your color(s) at checkout!!

Bullet digital in-ear buds are designed to the same dimensions as a 9mm bullet casing, All metal design means they are tough, rugged, and sound amazing with sweet, crisp treble and rich, deep sounding bass. They fit in your ear which reduces unwanted noise. Extra earpads are included for a customized fit. These Bullets come in colors of Blazing Brass, Quick Silver, or Pitchest Black. YOU NOW GET TO CHOOSE YOUR COLOR!

Features:

Soft silicone ear pads for ultra comfortable fit
Premium 9mm driver provides full range audio reduction
Acoustic chamber for a deep bass response
Ergonomic in-ear design won't fall out when active
Input plug diameter 3.5mm
Cord length is 4ft
Colors available are Blazing Brass, Quick Silver, or Pitchest Black
Color will be selected at random

Cell Phone Suction Mat - Keeps Your Phone In One Place!

HoboNinja — Thu, 13 Sep 2012 09:57:39 CDT

Price: $2.99
Shipping Price: $0.00
Retail: $5.99
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Cell Phone Suction Mat - Keeps Your Phone In One Place!

Note: If you use a coupon code to receive this item free, it will ship after 30 days of ordering and remaining an active subscriber of the HoboNinja newsletter. If it's part of a paid order, it will ship right away! Unfortunately, PayPal will not allow you to process an order for $0.00, so you can not place an order to get this item free using PayPal. One per household. Additional orders will be canceled. Sorry to sound like a buzz kill, but rules be th rules governor! Besides, we need enough to go around!

Make sure your phone is where you left it with the Cell Phone Suction Mat! 12 'suckers' on each side of this soft silicone mat hold on to your phone while at the same time holding to whatever smooth surface you choose to stick it to! Great for driving or just about any occasion where your phone could slide into catastrophe!

Holds your phone down and in one spot
Features soft silicone construction
24 suction cups - 12 on each side
Needs a smooth surface to work
Meant to hold phone in a horizontal position - pictures of vertical positioning are to demonstrate sticking power - DO NOT TRY THIS

50 Amazingly Amusing Reasons Why it's Marvelous to Be a Man - SHIPS FREE!

HoboNinja — Mon, 13 May 2013 21:00:09 CDT

Price: $3.99
Shipping Price: $0.00
Retail: $9.99
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50 Amazingly Amusing Reasons Why it's Marvelous to Be a Man - SHIPS FREE!

Looking to kill some time in the john or maybe a little something special for the coffee table? Well look no further. These novelty cards will give you 50 reasons why it's great to be a man.

Harry Potter Time-Turner Sticker Kit

HoboNinja — Thu, 18 Apr 2013 10:49:43 CDT

Price: $4.99
Shipping Price: $0.99
Retail: $9.99
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Harry Potter Time-Turner Sticker Kit

Celebrate the world of Harry Potter with the book of eight stickers. Then let your imagination spin back time with the collectable Time-Turner-featuring rotating inner rings and a functional hourglass-inspired by the Time-Turner used by Hermione Granger in the popular movie Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.

Functional hourglass-inspired by the Time-Turner used by Hermione Granger

USB Powered Note Book Lamp - Changes With The Turn Of A Page!

HoboNinja — Mon, 17 Dec 2012 11:00:02 CST

Price: $16.99
Shipping Price: $2.99
Retail: $29.99
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USB Powered Note Book Lamp - Changes With The Turn Of A Page!

Never get left in the dark OR in the ordinary with this Turning Pages Note Book Lamp! This unique lamp changes with the turn of a page freshening up your desk area and bathing it in a soft glow. There are 5 different lamp pages and 5 blank pages you can draw your own lamp designs on! And for even more customization, 2 different shades are included - one red and one white!

5 different pages of lamp designs and 5 blank pages to make your own
2 different lamp shades - Red and White
Printed on high quality paper
9 LEDs provide lots of light
Makes for a great, unique gift!
Measures 10.5" x 6.75"

Brian Griffin Belt Buckle - Sniff Out this Sweet Buckle

HoboNinja — Tue, 12 Feb 2013 11:00:02 CST

Price: $5.99
Shipping Price: $2.99
Retail: $19.99
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Brian Griffin Belt Buckle

Now all your snarky political wit and insight can come from your pants. Brian Griffin will provide the barking truth and be your best friend...or a least your pants best companion.

Durable Stainless Steel Buckle
Fits almost any belt
Go ahead show some style
Colored Enamel

Deluxe Smoking Jacket- Crushed Velvet Adds Instant Class!

HoboNinja — Fri, 25 May 2012 11:00:53 CDT

Price: $34.99
Shipping Price: $4.99
Retail: $49.99
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Deluxe Smoking Jacket- Crushed Velvet Adds Instant Class!

This Smoking Jacket goes great with all our animal masks, especially the Horse Mask, but it also adds a dash of class to any situation. Made of crushed velvet with a 40" white scarf, our smoking jacket can turn sitting in your underpants watching TV into lounging in a smoking jacket while keeping up with current popular culture. You'll want to buy a pipe! * horse mask NOT included.

200 Scabs Bandages - Gross and Disgusting Bandages For Your Boo-BOOS!

HoboNinja — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 11:00:01 CST

Price: $9.99
Shipping Price: $2.99
Retail: $69.50
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200 Scabs Bandages - Gross and Disgusting Bandages For Your Boo-BOOS!

Scabs Bandages are band-aids bearing sweet little gross illustrations -- maggots, hatching spiders, eyeballs, or zippers -- for to speed your healing with stomach-churning levity.

Note: You will receive an assorted mix of 10 packs of Scabs Bandages (20 bandages per box for a whopping 200 bandages!) in a tin/box.

Canvas Tablet Case - Mustache!

HoboNinja — Tue, 27 Nov 2012 11:00:02 CST

Price: $6.99
Shipping Price: $1.99
Retail: $19.99
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Canvas Tablet Case - Moustache!

This universal canvas case is compatible with the iPad, Motorola Xoom, Samsung Galaxy Tab & e-books and tablets up to 10.1".

It's got a Moustache On It...Need I Say More?
Travel & airport friendly
Durable canvas exterior

Stainless Steel Mesh Flexible Rings - Sizes 8-9-10 Available - Ships Free!

HoboNinja — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 11:00:03 CST

Price: $4.49
Shipping Price: $0.00
Retail: $24.99
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Stainless Steel Deformable Rings - Sizes 8-9-10 Available

Woven Stainless Steel Mesh forms to the finger
Stainless steel provides durability that last
Sleek and trendy
Ships FREE

The Switchblade Spork - Go Ahead Attack your Food

HoboNinja — Fri, 06 Jul 2012 09:48:37 CDT

Price: $4.99
Shipping Price: $1.99
Retail: $17.99
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They Came with Switchblade Sporks!

A switchblade spork? Survival in the epicurean jungle is a matter of brawn and culinary skill, in which mastery of the Switchblade Spork is king. Gangs of sous-chefs and line cooks rule the streets and no food is safe from the steely glint of their sporks! This metal and plastic utensil snaps open to 11-inches long with the push of a button, and it also features a safety lock to prevent unexpected deployment. Grab yours and get into the action! Packaged on an illustrated blister card.

Survival in the epicurean jungle was a matter of brawn and culinary skill, in which mastery of the Switchblade Spork was king.
Gangs of sous-chefs and line cooks ruled the streets and no food was safe from the steely glint of their sporks.
These metal and plastic utensils snap open with the push of a button to 11" (27.9 cm) long and also feature a safety lock to prevent unexpected deployment.

El Dia De Los Muertos Ceramic Skulls Bracelets - Ships Free

HoboNinja — Tue, 26 Mar 2013 11:00:01 CDT

Price: $4.99
Shipping Price: $0.00
Retail: $22.00
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El Dia De Los Muertos Ceramic Skulls Bracelets

Choose between Bone, Turquoise and Multi-Color at check out
Intricately detailed ceramic
Expands to fit most wrists

Crocodile Can Opener - Cans Don't Stand A Chance!

HoboNinja — Mon, 06 May 2013 16:02:02 CDT

Price: $3.99
Shipping Price: $1.99
Retail: $14.99
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Crocodile Can Opener - Cans Don't Stand A Chance!

Just spread the jaws of the Crocodile Can Opener over the can's lid. Clamp down the jaws until the cutters puncture the lid and then turn the handle to remove the lid. Stainless steel cutters and dishwasher safe.

Fun and easy to use!
Stainless Steel cutter
Dishwasher safe
Who ever knew opening a can of beans could be so much fun!

Star Wars Rebel Alliance Funko Fold-up Headphones

HoboNinja — Wed, 30 Jan 2013 11:00:02 CST

Price: $22.95
Shipping Price: $3.99
Retail: $39.99
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Star Wars Rebel Alliance Fold-Up Headphones:

Sound, with some Star Wars Rebel Alliance style! Take these Rebel Alliance Headphones anywhere! Music to the ears of any Star Wars fan!

These Rebel Alliance Fold-Up Headphones are compatible with most MP3 players, iPods, and portable and console games with their standard 3.5mm audio jack. The headphones are lightweight, compactible, and fully adjustable, and feature 40mm stereo-sound speakers.

Festival Feet Red - Protect Your Kicks With Style! SHIPS FREE!

HoboNinja — Mon, 11 Mar 2013 11:00:02 CDT

Price: $7.99
Shipping Price: $0.00
Retail: $9.99
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Festival Feet Red - Protect Your Kicks With Style!

Don't let the rain and mud get you down... instead look forward the festivities they bring! And this year you'll have one less thing to worry about- muddy shoes! With our 'Festival Feet', rest assured that your feet will stay mud-less while you engage in your dancing, singing and generally being a festival-appreciator (Just like any of those people wearing those old-fashioned, heavy and boring rain boots)!

Slips over footwear
Wrap ties around foot
Tie at the front just like usual
Only color available is red at this time

Shout Out - Shot Glass Drinking Game - SHIPS FREE!

HoboNinja — Thu, 16 May 2013 21:34:44 CDT

Price: $9.99
Shipping Price: $0.00
Retail: $14.99
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Shout Out - Shot Glass Drinking Game

Get the party started with this fun drinking game. Be a fast thinker or you'll be the drinker!

Game Board
4 Shot Glasses
Instructions

The Wakin' Shakin' Bacon Alarm Clock - He Raps and Dances You Awake!

HoboNinja — Mon, 22 Apr 2013 11:00:02 CDT

Price: $14.99
Shipping Price: $4.99
Retail: $24.99
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The Wakin' Shakin' Bacon Alarm Clock - He Raps and Dances You Awake!

The silly bacon dude dances, raps and sizzles to wake you up in a new and exciting way. Set the alarm and awake to him rapping about his love of bacon and the sizzle of bacon cooking. All that is missing is the yummy bacon smell.

Working alarm clock
The alarm is a loud and funny rap about yummy bacon
2 AA batteries not included
The bacon clock dances from side to side when the alarm sounds
A hilarious gag gift

Formula Fun Salt & Pepper Shakers- Passing the Salt Just Became Fun!

HoboNinja — Tue, 08 May 2012 07:29:09 CDT

Price: $7.99
Shipping Price: $1.99
Retail: $15.99
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Formula Fun Salt & Pepper Shakers- No Spill! More THRILL!

Skid through the butter, fork right at the knife, park at the peas - passing the salt will never be the same. This souped-up salt and pepper set is completely condimental and the pull-back-and-go action is guaranteed to bring traffic chaos to any meal � even though they�re cleverly designed not to spill the salt on the way.

Inflatable Beer Mug Cooler - Stay Chill!

HoboNinja — Mon, 01 Apr 2013 11:00:02 CDT

Price: $8.99
Shipping Price: $4.99
Retail: $15.99
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Inflatable Beer Mug Cooler - Stay Chill!

Be the talk of the town with this beer mug cooler. It easily inflates and keeps beverages perfectly cool. Great for your next picnic, BBQ, Patio or Pool party.

Keeps Beverages Perfectly Chilled
Inflate, Ice & Serve
Holds 12 of your Favorite Cans or Bottles
Not intended to be used in direct contact with food
Dimensions: 16"H x 12"D.

Star Wars #1 Fan - Sticker - SHIPS FREE!

HoboNinja — Thu, 13 Dec 2012 11:00:02 CST

Price: $2.99
Shipping Price: $0.00
Retail: $4.99
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Star Wars #1 Fan - Sticker - SHIPS FREE!

Don't wear T-Shirts but you LOVE the hobo T-Shirts designs?? Well now you can get the sticker!

6" x 4"
High quality vinyl sticker
Impress your friends
Amaze your enemies!
Covers rust spots!
Hides ugly holes in the wall!
Decorate your locker or dorm!
Doubles as a bigger, more costly alternative to scotch tape!

Beer Bottle Opener Ring

HoboNinja — Tue, 12 Jun 2012 11:30:08 CDT

Price: $3.99
Shipping Price: $0
Retail: $12.99
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Beer Bottle Opener Ring

Be the hero who always has a way to crack open a brew! These rings have style that is only surpassed by their functionality!

Stainless Steel
One size fits most
Save a fortune on dental bills!

Memo Clock - Did You Get The Memo?

HoboNinja — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 11:00:01 CST

Price: $12.99
Shipping Price: $0.99
Retail: $19.99
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Memo Clock - Did You Get The Memo?

The Memo Clock is a small desk clock with a rewritable surface so you can leave yourself little reminders to help make sure you�re on time for all of your meetings and deadlines. While it will serve as a great clock to keep you on task at the office we suspect leaving it on your nightstand with a note about when to wake up won�t do you much good.

3.5" x 8" x 1.5"
Includes dry erase marker w/ eraser
Requires 1 AA battery (not included)

Haunted Ruins - 3D Pop-Up Board Game!

HoboNinja — Mon, 20 May 2013 21:00:06 CDT

Price: $6.99
Shipping Price: $2.99
Retail: $19.99
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Haunted Ruins Board Game - 3D Pop-Up Board Game!

The billionaire Clarence Wizwell III is on a search for an ancient relic of power and he has hired 8 of the greatest adventurers in the world to aid him. To get to the relic, players must journey through the Haunted Ruins. Use moving obstacles to block the paths of the other adventurers, avoid monsters or use them to attack the other players and find your way across bridges and through moving pathways.

Game Includes:

Revolutionary Transforming 3D Game Board
Character Pieces
Cards
Collector's Edition Comic / Instruction Booklet

USB Powered Plasma Ball

HoboNinja — Tue, 19 Mar 2013 11:00:02 CDT

Price: $14.99
Shipping Price: $4.99
Retail: $39.99
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USB Powered Plasma Ball

Be sure to top your coworker's lame'o desktop gadgets with the USB Plasma Ball. Just plug it into any available usb port and watch the colors dance through the orb, touch the sides and watch the electricity cling to your fingertips!

Globe measures 3" in diameter
Bright enough to see in a normal lighted room
Operates from just the low current of your USB port
Can also be powered by 4 AAA batteries

Beer Is The Reason I Get Up Every Afternoon - Wooden Sign

HoboNinja — Thu, 11 Apr 2013 13:41:41 CDT

Price: $7.99
Shipping Price: $1.99
Retail: $14.99
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Beer Is The Reason I Get Up Every Afternoon - Wooden Sign

Notice it says "afternoon"...

Wooden
8" x 14" x 1"

Finger Hooks - Set of 4 - Handy Fingers, Without the Hand!

HoboNinja — Wed, 09 Jan 2013 10:39:11 CST

Price: $6.99
Shipping Price: $2.99
Retail: $15.96
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Finger Hooks - Handy Fingers, Without the Hand!

Don't be dull and boring, get a grip with these Finger Hooks! Perfect for home or office, these hard plastic Finger Hooks are life-sized and extend about 2-1/4" (5.7 cm) from the wall. 1" (2.5 cm) long, self tapping screw is built-in, making them easy to attach to walls or other surfaces. No tools required.

Features:

Each unit ordered includes four finger hooks
Each finger hook extends app 2-1/4" (5.7 cm) from the wall.
1" (2.5 cm) long, self tapping screw is built-in
Easy to install (no tools required)

Solar Powered Grasshopper

HoboNinja — Wed, 05 Sep 2012 09:30:31 CDT

Price: $3.99
Shipping Price: $0.99
Retail: $12.99
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Solar Powered Grasshopper

Put one of these grasshoppers out in the soon and watch the action begin. A solar panel on it's back turns the sun's rays into kinetic energy in the form of a hopping (well, vibrating) grasshopper!

Solar powered
1.75" long (not including the antennas)
moves around on smooth surfaces

Pow! and Splat! Flyswatter Set - Put The Action Back Into Killing Flies!

HoboNinja — Fri, 19 Apr 2013 11:00:03 CDT

Price: $7.99
Shipping Price: $1.99
Retail: $14.99
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Pow! and Splat! Flyswatter Set - Put The Action Back Into Killing Flies!

Inspired by the old 60's pop art, this set of 2 fly swatters allow you to swat away pesky insects in batman style. Constructed from durable plastic, you get 2 unique and fun fly swatters.

Flexible plastic
Set of 2 fly swatters
Kills flies
Comic book styling
A great gift
Approx. 18.5" long with super wide "killin" area

Titanic and Ice Bergs Ice Tray

HoboNinja — Tue, 04 Sep 2012 10:00:01 CDT

Price: $5.99
Shipping Price: $1.99
Retail: $14.99
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Titanic and Ice Bergs Ice Tray

Sometimes icebergs can be a good thing, like say, floating in your beverage on a hot summer day. These Titanic and ice-berg trays are a fun way to cool off your drinks and great for parties or just about anytime you want a fun way to cool off your favorite beverage!

Each tray makes 4 Ships and 4 ice bergs at a time
Ships measure approximately 3.5" long and bergs measure 1.5" accross
Made of soft and durable silicone
Great for parties or for those who just like to party!

Star Wars Collars - May The Force Be With You AND Your Dog!

HoboNinja — Mon, 05 Nov 2012 11:00:01 CST

Price: $5.99
Shipping Price: $1.99
Retail: $19.99
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Star Wars Collars - May The Force Be With You AND Your Dog!

These officially licensed Star Wars Dog Collars are constructed from durable Nylon and have heavy duty plastic snap buckles! They are available in sizes Large (1� Adjustable 16� to 26�) Medium (3/4� Adjustable 10� to 16�) and Small (5/8� Adjustable 8� to 12�). Don't forget to pick up a Matching Leash also available on Pets.13!

Officially licensed Star Wars gear!
Constructed from durable Nylon
Heavy Duty plastic buckle
available in sizes Large (1� Adjustable 16� to 26�) Medium (3/4� Adjustable 10� to 16�) and Small (5/8� Adjustable 8� to 12�)
Choose size and style at check out
Pick up a Matching Leash also available on Hobo!

World's Easiest Diet - Joke box - Doctor Recommended! SHIPS FREE

HoboNinja — Mon, 15 Apr 2013 11:00:02 CDT

Price: $7.99
Shipping Price: $0.00
Retail: $9.99
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World's Easiest Diet - Joke box - Doctor Recommended! SHIPS FREE

The perfect gift for that certain someone that is always complaining about their weight.

The Neat retro gift box makes the gift just that much better!

Each box contains: 1 Spoon with a hole, and 1 Fork with no ends.

Pow! Bonk! Kapow! 3pc. Mug Set - For That Extra Kick In The Morning!

HoboNinja — Tue, 30 Apr 2013 21:00:06 CDT

Price: $16.99
Shipping Price: $3.99
Retail: $29.95
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Pow! Bonk! Kapow! 3pc. Mug Set - For That Extra Kick In The Morning!

If you're looking for an amazing mug set, you've come to the right place! These mugs are fun to look at and fun to drink from! Never has your morning coffee been so action packed! These are the perfect gift set for comic book fans or anyone who loved the classic 60s tv show! Included are 3 highly stylized ceramic mugs with the following sound effects bubbles:

"Pow"
"Bonk"
"Kapow"

Includes 3 Mugs
Materials: Ceramic

Star Wars QR Code Pet Tags - No Engraving Needed!

HoboNinja — Mon, 29 Oct 2012 21:00:03 CDT

Price: $11.99
Shipping Price: $0.00
Retail: $20.00
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Star Wars QR Code Pet Tags - No Engraving Needed!

Always havde your pet's information up to date with these officially licensed Star Wars QR Code Pet Tags! There is never any engraving - when you receive your pet tag just go the website and enter the 6 digit ID code for your tag, from there you can enter your current contact information, health information and even a picture of of your dog. You can update this information as much as you need and there are never any service fees!

Choose 'Chewie is my Co-Pilot' or 'Death Star' at check out
3 Different sizes available: Large 1.5" - Medium 1.25" - Small 1"
Update your pet's information as much as needed with no engraving!
No service fees - Free for life
Made in the USA

Pool Party Pong Inflatable Float - Game On! - SHIPS FREE!

HoboNinja — Thu, 25 Apr 2013 11:00:02 CDT

Price: $34.99
Shipping Price: $0.00
Retail: $44.99
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Pool Party Pong Inflatable Float - Game On!

Planning a pool party and want to include a game of beer pong as well? This great inflatable beer pong float will be the perfect thing! Pool Party Pong is set up to hold all of your beer cups, wash cups, and is a full 5 feet long. Game on!

Inflatable party pong raft
5 feet long
Easy to inflate
Girls, beer and cups NOT included

Time Warp Melting Clock- Time is Melting Away!

HoboNinja — Tue, 18 Sep 2012 11:13:32 CDT

Price: $9.99
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Retail: $24.99
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Time Warp Clock- Time is Melting Away!

The Time Warp Shelf Clock is the perfect addition to an art lover's home creating a great conversation piece. You can easily place this homage to Salvador Dali's Persistence Of Memory on a mantle or shelf - no mounting required. With this great Dali clock, time doesn't fly: it melts away. Size: 6.75" x 4.75" x 5.25". Requires 1 'AA' battery (not included)

Brings Salvador Dali's timeless masterpiece to life
Accurate quartz movement
Requires one AA battery, not included
Clock looks as if it's melting and beginning to drip down
Collectible timepiece

Clumsy Cook Turkey Mask - Kiss the cook NOW!

HoboNinja — Thu, 22 Nov 2012 11:00:02 CST

Price: $17.99
Shipping Price: $2.99
Retail: $39.99
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Clumsy Cook Turkey Mask - Kiss the cook NOW!

It could happen. You're cooking a turkey, and, through series of mishaps, it ends up stuck on your head. This mask recreates that experience without the danger of salmonella. Just imagine wandering out of the kitchen on any holiday with a turkey wedged on your head�the laughter might never stop. This is the mask that every chef needs to bring the house down during big family meals. Latex. Fits most adult heads.

Perfect for Thanksgiving or Christmas
Realistic latex raw turkey mask
Fits most adult heads
Your life is just like a sitcom

Donut Mug - MMMM Donuts! - SHIPS FREE!

HoboNinja — Wed, 24 Apr 2013 11:00:04 CDT

Price: $9.99
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Retail: $18.00
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Donut Mug - MMMM Donuts!

The Donut Mug celebrates mans most beloved, two creations - Donuts and Coffee! With a BIG bite taken out from it, to the hole in the center, to the chocolate glaze with sprinkles, this is one sweet designed, donut shaped mug! In addition, on the one side is emblazoned with the most important words uttered by man, “Mmmmm...Donuts!”

Ceramic Construction
Measures 5" tall - 6.5" wide
Sprinkles!

Snag the last bite with the Freeloader Spork

HoboNinja — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 12:49:03 CST

Price: $8.99
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Retail: $14.99
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Don't Go Around Hungry - Freeloader Spork

This metal Freeloader Spork looks much like our Freeloader Fork but it can spear and scoop! Of course it also extends to a length of 21" (53.3 cm) so you can reach all those delicious things on other people's plates!

Extends up to 2 ft
Stainless Steel
Excellent for snaking that last bite...of somebody elses dessert

Lego Man or Blocks Style Silicone Ice Cube / Baking Mold- FREE SHIPPING!

HoboNinja — Mon, 25 Mar 2013 21:00:02 CDT

Price: $4.99
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Retail: $12.99
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Block Man or Blocks Style Silicone Ice Cube / Baking Tray - SHIPS FREE!

Choose your either Block Man or Blocks at CHECKOUT!

Block Man Style molds will create 8 mini-figure sized ice cubes, chocolates, candy confections & more! The complimentary Block Trays allows you to create the ultimate themed confection!

So many uses! Can be used as a candy mold as well! Dishwasher safe! Each mini figure mold is the same size as a real block man and measures about 4 cm high, 2 1/2 cm wide and 1 cm deep. Use for ice, chocolate, gummies, candy, soap, baking, & more! Add colors and get creative! You will receive a yellow or blue mold, but both are identical. (except for the color of the silicone of course)

Resident Evil Jill Valentine Wall Graffix - Removable & Reusable! SHIPS FREE!

HoboNinja — Thu, 02 Dec 2010 14:38:02 CST

Price: $7.99
Shipping Price: $0.00
Retail: $24.99
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Resident Evil Jill Valentine Wall Graffix - Removable & Reusable! SHIPS FREE!

Resident Evil Jill Valentine Wall Graffix Includes 4 Wall Friendly Graffix's - Jill Valentine - Cerberus - Umbrella Icon - Resident Evil Logo. - The next generation in posters, Wall Graffix consist of high -quality carbon fiber and undergo high-resolution printing to provide sharp colors and three-dimensional depth - They are easy to remove and re -apply - Wall Graffix are the newest and coolest way to customize your space! Size 18 X 24 inches.

Kit Shickers - Set of 2 Glass Boot Shooters

HoboNinja — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 11:00:02 CST

Price: $8.99
Shipping Price: $3.99
Retail: $19.99
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Kit Shickers - Set of 2 Glass Boot Shooters

These adorable novelty glass boot shot glasses with have you and your buddies kit-faced in no time! Each shot glass is app 3 fl oz and is sure to be a real crowd pleaser. What are you waiting for? Get to kittin' shick!

Features:

Each unit includes one set of 2 boot shaped shot glasses
App 3 fl oz

Attractives Magnetic Salt n Pepper Shakers - Surfer

HoboNinja — Tue, 02 Apr 2013 11:00:02 CDT

Price: $4.99
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Retail: $14.99
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Attractives Magnetic Salt n Pepper Shakers - Surfer

Attractive Surfs Up Magnetic Salt and Pepper Shaker Set. Collectible Hand Painted Surfs Up Magnetic Ceramic Salt and Pepper Shakers. Perfect gift for any occasions.

approx. 4" tall

Marshmallow Double Barrel Crossbow Shooter

HoboNinja — Tue, 16 Apr 2013 14:59:11 CDT

Price: $14.99
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Retail: $26.95
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Marshmallow Double Barrel Crossbow Shooter

The Marshmallow Double Crossbow, with space for up to 50 mini marshmallows, is the ultimate in bow-and-mallow technology. Enter the scene with this marshmallow gun, and your co-workers will be on guard. Put everyone in a sticky situation with this marshmallow crossbow, which lets you shoot from 30 feet away!

Shoots 50 mini Marshmallows for rapid fire- double fire power
Shoots 30-40 ft.
outdoor- indoor play
year around fun for all seasons
Fun for all ages

Man Cave - Hiding From Wife - Wooden Sign

HoboNinja — Thu, 11 Apr 2013 13:41:41 CDT

Price: $9.99
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Retail: $19.99
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Man Cave - Hiding From Wife - Wooden Sign

It's a good way to make money from home!

Wooden Sign
Comes with 2 ways to hang
12" x 18" x 1" deep

Manly Moustaches - 6 Great Styles! - SHIPS FREE!

HoboNinja — Tue, 20 Nov 2012 11:00:02 CST

Price: $3.99
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Retail: $1000000.00
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Manly Moustaches - 6 Great Styles! - SHIPS FREE!

Some men (or women) wait weeks and weeks to achieve a great moustache, but with this 6 pack of assorted styles, you could be looking your absolute manliest in seconds!

You'll get these 6 great styles:

The Connoisseur
The Regent
The Rock Star
The Magician
The Party Boy
The Trucker

Attractives Magnetic Salt n Pepper Shakers - Little Bow Peep

HoboNinja — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 11:00:02 CST

Price: $4.99
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Retail: $14.99
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Attractives Magnetic Salt n Pepper Shakers - Little Bow Peep

Magnetic little bow peep and sheep nursery rhyme salt & pepper shaker
Bow measures approximately 3 3/4 inches x 2 1/4 inches x 2 1/4 inches, sheep 2 3/4 inches x 1 1/2 inches x 3 1/4 inches
Made of ceramic
Magnetic
Hand washing recommended

Strawberry Tote Bag - Full Size Tote That Squishes Into a Little Strawberry!

HoboNinja — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 11:15:02 CST

Price: $3.99
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Retail: $16.99
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Strawberry Tote Bag - Full Size Tote That Squishes Into a Little Strawberry!

With usefulness that is only surpassed by their cuteness, these bags are the most fun way to tote your stuff around! Because they fold in to a adorable little strawberry, you can toss them into your purse, your glove box or just about anywhere!

Bags measure approximately 14 x 14" (not including handle)
When squished into strawberry mode they measure approximately 2" across
Several colors available - chosen at random
Constructed from Nylon

Super Mario Fitted Get a Life Hats - SHIPS FREE!

HoboNinja — Mon, 08 Apr 2013 11:00:03 CDT

Price: $9.99
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Retail: $27.99
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Super Mario Fitted Get a Life Hats

White and green wide bill Super Mario Bros cap with Mushroom "Get A Life" design.

Choose from Small/Medium or Large/Extra Large
Small/Medium is roughly 6 7/8 - 7 1/4
Large / Extra Large is roughly 7 3/8 to 7 3/4

Pabst Blue Ribbon Ceramic Salt and Pepper Shakers - SHIPS FREE!

HoboNinja — Fri, 08 Mar 2013 11:00:02 CST

Price: $6.99
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Retail: $19.99
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Pabst Blue Ribbon Ceramic Salt and Pepper Shakers - SHIPS FREE!

Have you ever wanted to be classy but just didn't know how? These are ceramic Pabst Blue Ribbon Salt n Pepper shakers. You're welcome.

3.25" H x 1.75" D
Yes, 100% ceramic. The photos can be deceiving, but they are ceramic.

The Gigantic Donut Pool Float - SHIPS FREE!

HoboNinja — Tue, 09 Apr 2013 11:03:38 CDT

Price: $19.99
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Retail: $29.99
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The Gigantic Donut Pool Float

It looks good enough to eat, and in fact, someone did take a bite out of this hilarious Donut shaped pool float. At 4 feet tall, this donut is not only huge, but it is made from extra thick durable vinyl.

Measures 48"
Durable heavy vinyl construction
Sprinkles!

Word Search Puzzle Shower Curtain- Hollywood Edition!

HoboNinja — Wed, 24 Oct 2012 11:00:01 CDT

Price: $4.99
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Retail: $19.99
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Word Search Puzzle Shower Curtain- Hollywood Edition!

Showers can be boring, but that problem is solved with The World's Largest Word Search Shower Curtain. This vinyl shower curtain measures 72" x 72" and has a gigantic word search with over 650 movie titles. A great fun gift for puzzle lovers.

3-Pack Cable Clips - Never Lose Or Tangle Up Your Cables Again!

HoboNinja — Mon, 04 Mar 2013 11:00:01 CST

Price: $2.99
Shipping Price: $0.99
Retail: $9.99
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3-Pack Cable Clips - Never Lose Or Tangle Up Your Cables Again!

These silicone cable clips are the perfect way to organize your desk or entertainment center! Each clip comes with a peel off adhesive side that sticks to most solid surfaces; these can be used to keep cords off the ground for easy access, to hold that pen you always end up losing, and much, much more! No more crouching down under your desk trying to find that cord you're looking for, now it's all within easy reach!

3-packs come in random colors
Adhesive on clips will stick to most solid surfaces
Can be used to hold cables, pens, pencils, etc.

Sparrow Key Ring and Holder

HoboNinja — Sun, 11 Nov 2012 20:21:34 CST

Price: $6.99
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Retail: $14.99
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Sparrow Key Ring and Holder

An elegant solution to a common problem; where to put your keys?! Just place this Sparrow's little house on a wall or where ever you like and when you come home put the sparrow back in his home and just like that, your searches for key days are over! And best of all, you will love the way this little guy looks on your wall!

Comes in several different bird and birdhouse colors
Bird house attaches to wall with included peel-off stick adhesives or use the screw mount
Sparrow key ring has built in whistle for safety
House measures 3" tall