Random Mystery Wedding Dress - Yep, It's Real!
Ok. We know what you are thinking. Random Mystery Wedding Dress? Really?!? It sounds insane. That's because it kind of is...but hear us out! There are many actual valid purposes for this particular item, and many ways you can legitimize this purchase. Below are listed just a small sample of the thousands of uses for a Random Mystery Wedding Dress. You can take it from there.
Reason #83: Have you ever seen that episode of Friends when Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel all enjoy the feeling of being a bride simply by slipping into a wedding dress? You can have that too!
Reason #23: You know you're not going to go through with the wedding anyways, so why not gamble a little?
Reason #102: Firm opponent of holy matrimony? Have yourself your very own dress burning bonfire!
Reason #72: It may seem ugly as all get out at first glance, but anyone who has seen Pretty in Pink knows that you can make a beautiful creation from the most unlikely materials.
Reason #59: Times are tough in this economy. Why spend hundreds or thousands of dollars on something you will only wear for a day?
Reason #174: Brighten up those dreary days of house cleaning by slipping into this little number before doing dishes, sweeping, etc. Just because you are doing chores doesn't mean you can't feel pretty.
Reason #207: This is STILL cheaper than most Halloween costumes, plus it isn't made of some cheap tear-just-from-looking-at-it fabric
Reason #3: Make a buck on craigslist or ebay!
Reason #316: Throw a "Trash the Dress" party or photoshoot (google it)
Reason #183: Drop a subtle hint to your daughter (or son) that the time is now.
Reason #49: Scare off the creepy guy that just can't get the hint that you aren't interested.
- Each unit includes one real life honest-to-goodness wedding dress
- Styles are varied
- Sizes are assorted from 8-18
- Size and style will be selected at random
Please Note: This item is intended as a novelty. Some dresses may have slight spots, smudges, stains, or threads. Some dresses are in mint condition. Due to the random nature and novelty of this item, it is non-refundable under any circumstances.